User:Claudio

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

int main() {
    while(!false) {
        hate_red_links();
    }
    exit(0);
}

void hate_red_links() {
    char buf[256] = system("/usr/games/fortune -n 256 -o bofh-excuses");
    printf("%s", buf);
}